Why I want to meet calypte
There’s a multitude of reasons, like… OK, mainly I want to see if it’s true what Agent99 said about her having a nice rack… but the prevailing reason at the moment is so that I can give her a bottle of vegetarian Worcestershire sauce, and I fully intend to do so shortly. It may well be the shortest and most ridiculously themed 43 meet ever, but hey, it’s so crazy it might just work.
I was actually convinced Calypte was already on my “wants to meet” list, and I was amazed and disgraced to find she wasn’t, because she’s been on the one in my head for like 18 months. I’m disgusted with myself for never expressing it in writing. Sorry, Calypte. Allow me to pay you reparations for the unintended slight, in sauce.

